I want to take this chance to tell you all about who I am backing. Want to know my deep down thoughts and why?
Above are just jokes, not the figures, I mean in the first two sentences. I am not going to bore you with any political talk. I care very much who wins, all I will say is I am kind of down that it is one of these two. But I like action figures, had the Trump one since before he was President, the Biden one is new, seems fair and balanced to have both. I try to always remain neutral. Unlike the company that produced the figures. Slight message received by the fact Trump is waving a middle finger, with a scowl and smiling Biden has his fingers in his patented finger gun position (pew, pew).
I will wish neither good luck tomorrow, I wish us all the luck. In the end, there are two names (I know there are more) but it is us that have the most at stake. And no matter the way I feel, we will be fine, but again, no one asked me. I have so many friends passionate about each man, with very fine talking points, explanations at length, charts, graphs, memes, and deep thoughts, many of them kindly share them with me, even when I never asked.
The ultimate irony though, zoom in on the asses above, again not the men, I really mean the buttock of each. Stamped into each of them is “Made in China”.
See you on the other side.
Oh one more note: There is a question in the title, I mean with this all the respect in the world. I am not looking for an answer, that is between you and your ballot.