Spider(Man)
November 13, 2013
While talking to a friend today, this guy walked between us on the floor. So, like anyone would we put it in a Tupperware container and I drove it home. Brought it in the house put it on the table and the family flipped out, now it was still in the Tupperware but apparently it was not welcome. Not how we usually treat guests, I was ordered to take it outside. I chose the basement instead, found an old fish tank, came back up and grabbed a Spider-man bust I have. It took 15 minutes to get the spider to pose where I wanted it to. I started with a puddy knife, moved to a couple post-its, then a pencil, finally I got some tweezers. I grabbed it gently by a leg and it spun around got loose and crawled up my sleeve… I have no issues with spiders, insects and all those things, but I won’t lie that sucked. It must have scared the spider too, right after it got back in the tank it cooperated. Once done, I released him back into the wild, as my son stood by the window making sure… I guess I am not to be trusted.
tr/trp
